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Hello my name is jessica
“Cause you know the Doctor, he is wonderful. He is brilliant, but he is like fire. Stand too close and people get burnt.”


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nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

me: shows friends something that i think is funny
me: *laughs hysterically*
friends:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

rointheta:

Make Me Choose
thebadddestwolf asked: ten without a tie or rose in skirts!

queenofhetalia:

I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch

human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol
lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.
Tati-Ana Mercedes  (via opaqueglitter)