zeldathemes
Hello my name is jessica
“Cause you know the Doctor, he is wonderful. He is brilliant, but he is like fire. Stand too close and people get burnt.”


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dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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beyoncevevo:

6 selfies haha

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

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I thought it was… suitable

cakesandfail:

youwillneverjustbeablipintime:

whoever

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invented

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waistcoats

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seriously

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thank

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you

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It was this guy:

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Charles II, huge royal babe and 17th-century fashion icon.

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

kettleoat:

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

p-oison-lips:

villains—over—heroes:

bitchesaloud:



hahahahaha

p-oison-lips:

villains—over—heroes:

bitchesaloud:

hahahahaha

fiestadecorridos:

sayhi-tosaturn:

grandmasterbooty:

this is the greatest thing kanye ever did its better than yeezus

he was so alive back then

😂😭💀😍

fiestadecorridos:

sayhi-tosaturn:

grandmasterbooty:

this is the greatest thing kanye ever did its better than yeezus

he was so alive back then

😂😭💀😍

imperatorfurioso:

Me when I see a fat ass

imperatorfurioso:

Me when I see a fat ass

50c:

girl: im wet

me:

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love-summer-love33:

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot