my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit
its his fault we go through this
if you were wondering this is the image
bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET
dont push bitch
can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something
Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…
I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
OMG LMFAO WHAT DID I JUST READ.
THIS IS EITHER THE BEST OR THE WORST LOVE STORY I CAN’T DECIDE OMFG.
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
what kind of math do trees do
I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
i was very mad and then i wasn’t
The road so far…
these are starting to get more and more threatening